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What do you know about Chris-chan?

What do you know about Chris-Chan?
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In light of recent events I started the Chris-Chan documentary series. I knew of him as an internet cringe personality from ED but never got deep into the lore. The series by GenoSamuel is excellent, comprehensive, and delivered in a deadpan clinical tone rather than mocking or pitying. It is deeply uncomfortable viewing at times.

It is fascinating just how unsympathetic Chris-Chan is, never learning any lessons no matter how clearly they are delivered to him, taking every opportunity to do the exact wrong thing, always casting himself as the victim, never taking responsibility for anything, etc. At the same time, the trolling he was subjected to was inhuman. Listening to the audio log of Bluespike tormenting him in Episode 10 is like watching a rape, and the Idea Guys did even worse later on when they broke his brain completely. There are no heroes in this saga.

For me this hits close to home. Many uncomfortable parallels, like if I were significantly lower functioning, had worse parents, and never absorbed any lessons on how to interact with people in my entire life, I could imagine myself like something approaching Chris-Chan. Bullying actually helped me even as it traumatized me because I learned of many social norms through their brutal enforcement, but Chris-Chan is seemingly immune to learning and growing as a person.

58 episodes so far at about 40 minutes each.

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Bedford, to answer your question. I had never heard of him until the other day when someone posted here that he had been arrested, I looked it up and now the only thing I know about him is that he was arrested for fucking his mother who has dementia, or something like that. That’s it.

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I’ve been following the saga for way, way too long. There’s so many storylines and it just keeps getting worse.

feel like she’s been around since I was a a teen.

The real take is that the people trolling her and chronicling her are still worse than chris chan, because at least she’s mentally disabled.

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Give us the single post cliff notes. No more than 10 bullet points.

Or, you know, don’t.

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Look, if it keeps Badger off the streets.

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Narrator: it did not keep Badger off the streets.

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Sonichu’s number 1 cover is as iconic as Action Comics No. 1.

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Someone actually had this take at SA. Saying that the Sonic thing was Harvey Dargeresque.

I didn’t know much about Chris-Chan and when the rape first started getting posted about I thought that it had been done by the white rapper who was on Aqua Teen Hunger Force and a lot of other Adult Swim shows like 12 years ago :seriouscat:

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Here is the story as of 11 episodes in. It gets worse.

  • Chris is “high functioning” autistic. That first part is a delusion.
  • With the mind of an 8 year old and the body and urges of a grown man, he repeatedly tries to get a “boyfriend-free sweetheart” in the most obliviously cringe and creepy way possible, never changing trying to get with every girl he encounters despite being told very clearly numerous times what not to do, and despite the fact that every girl who has ever shown interest has been a troll.
  • He documents every aspect of his life, no matter how private or embarrassing, and puts it on the internet for all to see. This and logs kept by trolls are why there are 40 hours worth of documentary footage.
  • He hates the gays. At one point he defends his heterosexuality by volunteering that he has “numerous pairs of dirty crapped briefs.”
  • He drinks his own semen.
  • He has been banned from many local businesses and his community college for his behavior and sees himself as the victim in every case.
  • He draws a comic called “Sonichu”, a combination of Sonic and Pikachu, with the artistic abilities of a child. When trolls made gay/trans rule 34 of it, his next issue was gratuitously pornographic to prove how straight he is.
  • He is astonishingly self centered and inconsiderate, and does not seem to understand that other people have their own thoughts and desires that differ from his own. For example, he once gave his father a VHS of cartoons for Christmas.
  • He keeps falling for trolls pretending to be girls, and giving them compromising information such as his passwords and nudes that further fuel the trolling.
  • Although he makes it as difficult as possible to feel any sympathy for him, it nonetheless happens at least once when a gang of trolls tells him to cut his most prized possession into pieces and shove it up his ass after he shit his pants, capturing the ordeal on video. Even the other trolls are disgusted at the ringleader after this.

Well, there’s 10. I missed a lot, but hopefully that gives an idea. Later on a different group of trolls convinced him that all his cartoons live in another dimension which will soon merge with our own, where Chris (now trans) will rule as a god-queen. Chris still believes this even after the trolls were revealed and scammed her out of thousands of dollars. The documentary does not yet cover this period.

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I remember laughing when I read the story that someone had convinced him to send them that gold sonic medallion he wears that he made out of playdo by pretending to be a girl and then sent him a video of them beating it apart with a hammer. But then I had the thought everyone with a soul inevitably does which is wouldn’t the world be better if nobody knew anything about this person at all.

What I don’t understand is why the parents didn’t just stop paying for internet access or remove the computer from the bedroom.

Ask the father of DocSon

His father died as an indirect result of [gestures] all of this. His mother is 80-something, and he’s our age or thereabouts so.

He uploaded a bunch of videos of the home that ended with social services getting involved because of the squalor.

Then there’s this classic:

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