Ukraine is game to you?

Oh is it that time again? Biden decided to flex on Putin and shit is once again about to pop off.



The UK has just sent their top envoy to the region, Bones’s mate from the pub.

Last week, in response to your article about the French army, I started writing something that was skirting the fine line between rant and effort post. But at some point my daughter took a shit so exceptional that it nearly reached the back of her neck and I had to clean her up, when I finally got back to the computer, I clicked somewhere I shouldn’t have and deleted my prose. It probably sounded better and more cutting in my head anyway.
Among other things (moaning about the French military-industrial complex, generals wagging the dog, the more recent cultural shift from anti-militarism to unabashed boot-licking, the usual stuff), I mentioned the Ukraine where we are clearly poking at the hornet’s nest through the euphemistically named “enhanced opportunity partner interoperability program” for NATO, like an annoying sibling with a hand an inch away from your face ‘not touching, not touching!’. I have nothing but love for my Ukrainian brothers and sisters but you cannot blame Russia for following her own Monroe doctrine.

You probably already know

Anyway, it’s Swedes, Turks and Brits IN!

Loving how the twitter account report the USAF

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LUKOIL Serhiy Zhadan

When Easter arrives and the sky becomes kinder
but everyone becomes more intense, saying, Easter, Resurrection Day
then the dead start to turn in the ground,
breaking up the cold clay with their elbows.
I’ve had to bury friends,
I know what it’s like to bury your friends in the dirt,
like a dog buries a bone,
and wait till the sky
becomes kinder.

There are social groups
for whom such rituals are very important,
I mean, first of all, mid-sized businesses.
Everyone has seen
the sorrow that envelopes these regional
representatives of Russian gas companies
when they descend on the boundless
cemetery fields, to bury in the ground
one more brother shot through the lungs;

everyone has heard the loud beat of their hearts
when they stand near the coffin
and wipe their stingy tears and runny noses against their
dolce & gabbana
slurping hennessy
from disposable

“So, Kolya,” they say, “here’s to you and the hereafter.
In the great field of offshore business
we fall into the cold pools of oblivion,
like wild geese in the autumn with buckshot in our livers.”

“So,” they answer, “when we
send off our brother
on his long journey
into the radiant Valhalla of Lukoil
who will accompany him
through the dark caverns of purgatory?”

“Bitches,” they all say, “bitches
he’ll need bitches,
good bitches
expensive ones, without bad habits,
they will warm him in the winter
they will chill his blood in the spring,
on his left will lie a platinum blond,
on his right will lie a platinum blond,
and he won’t even notice he is dead.

Oh, death is a territory where
our credit won’t reach.
Death is the territory of oil,
let it cleanse his sins.
We’ll place his weapons at his feet, and gold,
and furs and finely ground pepper.
In his left hand we will place his newest nokia
and in his right an indulgence from Jerusalem.
But the main thing are the bitches,
two bitches, the main thing are two platinum bitches.”
“Yes, that’s the main thing,” everyone agrees.
“The main thing are the bitches,” they agree.
“The main-main thing,” adds Kolya from the casket.

We’re all sentimental at Easter time.
We stand and wait for the dead
to rise and come to us from the hereafter.
You become more interested in death
when you bury friends.

On the third day as they flank
the doors of the morgue, on the morning of the third day
he conquers death through death, after all, and walks out
from the crematorium, he sees
that they have all fallen asleep exhausted
after a three-day drinking spree
sprawled out on the grass,
in vomit-covered
dolce & gabbana.

Then quietly
so as not to wake them up
he takes from one of them
the charger for a nokia
and returns
to hell
to his

We get so close, near enough to fight when a Russian gets me in his sights :frog: :frog: :frog: