Not to be confused with whatever lame bush league poop thread you were trying to run before I came back here. Apalanchu gets it.
Anyway, I have always had doo doo issues as you all know. I like pooping but I only like pooping at home and I must have a super clean bootyhole post BM.
Well, those morals and values are challenged in an environment with 15-20 other males and bathrooms we must share. You can’t have wet wipes. I don’t know why. I’ve stopped asking such questions. In the interest of time I’ll break down what I came up with instead. My internet time is wrapping up. You can drink all the coffee you want here. So I take two empty coffee cups in the bathroom with me. The sinks are about 10 meters from the toilet stalls. I fill the two cups with hot, soapy water and sneak them into the stall with me. I do my business and then wipe till I bleed and then dip toilet paper into the hot soapy water, making my own wet wipes and then I clean ass. It’s a brilliant solution to a pressing issue.