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Miracle of Life

Gonna take a break for a couple weeks. Some big news for me, gonna barf.

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GF pregnant?

i hope you’ll be fine.

Well, Spyder’s the one barfing so…

guess who doesn’t get to be the baby anymore

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my exact thought

I’m the papa, now.

Gonna do a legal online marriage to get her on my insurance since her plan sucks, we’ll do a real ceremony after covid. It’s far along, and we didn’t assume anything because we thought the birth control she was on for years was still working, and later on she just thought she had some bloating and didn’t want to go to the doctor because of covid. So yeah, it’s due pretty soon. No ps5 for me this year.

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:horgh: :horgh: :horgh:

Fuck

Congrats dude

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:horgh:

Congrats?

:horgh2:

Coronababby

edit oh wait per that timeline, if the kid is due soon, the baby can’t be a lockdown boomer.

Going from 0 to “She’s due next month” is wild.

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Get started on the folic acid supplements dipshit.

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I hope the students who took your anal sex course ask for a refund.

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congrats spyder, good luck on your fatherhood journey. may the bb be happy and healthy.

What else

In addition to supplements (and obvious things like not drinking or smoking), there are a lot of foods you’re supposed to avoid:

Yeah. She doesn’t drink or smoke or drink herbal teas and eats well and is very fit and I am gonna bury myself.

Create a registry for baby shower gifts and swing for the fence hoping your relatives will allow themselves to be fleeced.

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