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Famous Original Ray's Pizza

I stretched out some dough, forgetting that it doesn’t all fit on the pizza rock.

So I sort of folded it together, and I’ll be damned if it didn’t come out OK.

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Seriously, though, I would eat the fuck out of that cheesy, placenta-shaped monster.

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Look at this fackin’ place.

It’s about what you’d expect from cheap NYC fare.

Which is perfection.

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Did you go to Popeye’s right after? Because that’s what I would have done.

Oversalted garbage for garbage people.

I go to Papa’s Halal fried chicken on Coney Island Avenue.

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That’s up there with Kennedy Fried Chicken and Crown. Dried out gross chicken with those pink corn syrup hot sauce packets. That chicken is bad and you are a bad person for eating it.

Popeye’s is delicious.

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Bro, I’m going to eat a can of spinach and beat your ass as if you were Bluto.

When in Altoona…



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“comes with The Yellow Cheese” :horgh:

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What in the fuck is that molded vomit?

The cheese was at one time Velveeta brand, but Corklic’s pies use yellow American cheese instead

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Pennsylvania is such a dark place. “Altoona Hotel Pizza” is the phrase that opens the seventh seal.

There’s an episode of Mare of Easttown where Kate Winslet eats an entire Altoona Hotel Pizza. It lasts the full hour and was filmed in a single take.

Are her tits out?

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Nope.

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